A sucking chest wound is just nature’s way of telling you to slow down.
Been a while.. ..couple updates:
a) Bought a new bike, w00t! Decided it was time to buy another street bike — my last one was stolen — ended up with a 2007 Black/Silver Yamaha R6. Oh-so-sexah, yay!
b) Not a week after purchasing aforementioned bike — broke my collarbone so that I’m unable to ride. Boo! Fortunately, the accident didn’t have anything to do with the new bike. Went dirt biking with some friends and set record time for jacking up a camping trip. Praise little tender infant jesus for morphine. Mmm.. morphine. I’m told it takes 60 days to heal, I’m on day 2. Pffft.
c) Finally had all four wisdom teeth removed. Doctor had significant trouble getting me down, procedure took 10 hours overall. A continuous stream of nitrous oxide, 6 halcyon, and 1 xanax later — badda bing, badda boom — I’m out like a light! Unfortunately, I woke up in the middle of the excavation. Ow. Hours later, I had 4 new cavernous fissures in my jaw and a heapin’ helpin’ of pain. Wee!
d) Mental update of the most painful experiences of my life list, as follows:
1) Shingles (ugh, nothing worse)
2) Wisdom Teeth Removal (all 4 at once, big teeth apparently equal big pain)
3) Fractured Collar Bone (sweet jump, dude! ..not so much.)
Ah well, such is life. Hope everyone is doing well. Ciao!
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