You wake up.
You consume a Half-Full Can of Dr. Pepper to restore 4 Hit Points.
You scratch Crotch of Disuse.
You equip Jeans of Girth.
You equip T-shirt of Yesterday +1.
You consume a Banana to restore 3 Hit Points.
You consume a Twinkie of Staleness to restore 3 Hit Points.
You consume a Camel Light to restore 4 Hit Points.
You […]
Filed under: Blather on July 24th, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Here’s to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes… the ones who see things differently — they’re not fond of rules… You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can’t do is ignore them because they change things… […]
Filed under: Nonsensical Genius on July 18th, 2007 | No Comments »
He loves you … ‘Heart-kun’, a chihuahua puppy, has been born with a perfect heart-shaped pattern in his fur. The breeder, from Japan, has never seen a similar mark on 1000 pups she has bred.
Filed under: Cute Attack on July 10th, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Bedding is a very personal choice – from the colors and patterns, to the accent pillows (or lack thereof), and the materials and thread counts. With many packages and options, it is also a confusing process. The good news is that, with the little bit of knowledge we will provide you with here, […]
Filed under: bedspreads on July 10th, 2007 | No Comments »
Filed under: Blather on July 5th, 2007 | No Comments »
I do SEO work by day. I was taking a look at the top terms of the last 24 hours and figured I’d post it for two reasons:
1) See the results of the keyword-dense post and resulting traffic on this little-known blog.
2) Provide the data for anyone that’s interested and/or doesn’t have a subscription to […]
Filed under: Top Keywords on July 2nd, 2007 | No Comments »
I’d like to take a moment to address all the doubters out there.
I like reindeer.
That is all. Thank you.
Filed under: Nonsensical Genius on July 2nd, 2007 | 2 Comments »
1. It’s not necessary, Joe — not by a freakin’ long shot — to train 2 hours a day, 7 days a week to build a superlative physique.
2. How long you rest should be inversely related to the intensity of your last set.
3. You should use […]
Filed under: Lists on July 2nd, 2007 | No Comments »
