ResistedNormalcy

Hi, I’m Joey. Eh, never been much for standard introductions. I’m twenty-six, and trying to find my place in the world. These are my twenties — what else matters?

I would describe myself as:

abstract, agnostic, an amateur writer, an unflinching optimist who’s attracted to wit, atypical, benign, a fan of Breakfast of Champions, a former chinese food addict, current mexican food junkie, compassionate, dog-lover, dork, undereducated, former ice fan, freelance SEO, hopeful romantic with a horrific memory, idealistic, intuitive, jaded, card-carrying-member of the karma payment plan, kinky, left-handed, a leo, lover of frisbee golf, mechanically inept, a messy eater, modest mouse fan, somewhat obsessed with monkeys, musically diverse, a philanthropist in training, phish food fanatic, potential hetero life-mate, sarcastic to a fault, sex-ah, somewhat lucid, exceedingly spontaneous, a bit tainted, a thousand-aire, unabashedly honest, unintentionally verbose, and a bit of a vagabond.

Nice to meetcha.