http://www.resistednormalcy.com A day in the life of Joey Burzynski Fri, 04 Jan 2008 19:15:25 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I got stuck on a curb.. ..had to call a tow truck.. ..burn out a clutch and did some minor body damage.. ..$8,000 later, ugh. http://www.resistednormalcy.com/2008/01/04/pwnage-aston-martin-vantage/ http://www.resistednormalcy.com/2007/08/01/where-do-easter-eggs-come-from/ You wake up. You consume a Half-Full Can of Dr. Pepper to restore 4 Hit Points. You scratch Crotch of Disuse. You equip Jeans of Girth. You equip T-shirt of Yesterday +1. You consume a Banana to restore 3 Hit Points. You consume a Twinkie of Staleness to restore 3 Hit Points. You consume a Camel Light ... http://www.resistednormalcy.com/2007/07/24/ive-given-up-the-search-for-reality-now-im-just-looking-for-a-good-fantasy/ Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes... the ones who see things differently — they're not fond of rules... You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can't do is ignore ... http://www.resistednormalcy.com/2007/07/18/a-little-madness-now-and-then-is-relished-by-the-wisest-men/ He loves you ... 'Heart-kun', a chihuahua puppy, has been born with a perfect heart-shaped pattern in his fur. The breeder, from Japan, has never seen a similar mark on 1000 pups she has bred. http://www.resistednormalcy.com/2007/07/10/cutest-puppy-ever/ Bedding is a very personal choice – from the colors and patterns, to the accent pillows (or lack thereof), and the materials and thread counts. With many packages and options, it is also a confusing process. The good news is that, with the little bit of knowledge we ... http://www.resistednormalcy.com/2007/07/10/bedspreads-more-bedding-choices/ http://www.resistednormalcy.com/2007/07/05/cute-overload-kiefer-the-german-shepherd-puppy-part-deux/ I do SEO work by day.  I was taking a look at the top terms of the last 24 hours and figured I'd post it for two reasons: 1) See the results of the keyword-dense post and resulting traffic on this little-known blog. 2) Provide the data for anyone that's interested and/or ... http://www.resistednormalcy.com/2007/07/02/june-top-1000-searched-keywords-on-the-internet-in-the-last-48-hours-non-dubious-non-adult/ I'd like to take a moment to address all the doubters out there. I like reindeer. That is all. Thank you. http://www.resistednormalcy.com/2007/07/02/wtf-i-like-reindeer-who-doesnt-like-reindeer/ 1. It's not necessary, Joe — not by a freakin' long shot — to train 2 hours a day, 7 days a week to build a superlative physique. 2. How long you rest should be inversely related to the intensity of your ... http://www.resistednormalcy.com/2007/07/02/performance-and-productive-longevity-are-great-reasons-to-lift-weights-but-we-do-it-mainly-to-look-good-naked/